If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
(Source: venomoth-balls, via heretobrightenyourday)
“Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?”
(Source: ermahgerd-sherlerk, via forestofdean)
Being home from school sucks
I love my family and all, but oh my lanta. I’ve been on my own for a year and I managed to stay alive, I don’t need people to be constantly talking to me and asking me questions and still treating me like I’m in high school. Let’s play how much longer can Stacy stay in Michigan until she explodes, shall we?
